Swine Flu Originates in California?
THIS JUST IN. According to an article in the Wall Street Journal, there is a growing body of evidence of a possible start of the Swine Flu in California, not Mexico.
To that end, I am calling on Congress to order the immediate closing of the border with California. Additionally I demand that the states of Arizona, Nevada, and Oregon mobilize their respective National Guard Units to secure not only their borders with the Ground Zero Swine Flu state but the stockpiles of TamiFlu as well while their respective health departments of each state should use all means necessary to distribute face masks to its 12,890,407 citizens.
Additionally, I vote we boycott pork chops and all other pig meat products while heeding the sound advice of Vice President Biden. ”I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places right now,” he offered. “It’s not that its going to Mexico, its that you are in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes, it goes everywhere through the aircraft. That’s me.”
Further, travel on planes, trains, subways, buses and all carpooling arrangements of 4 passengers or more should be strongly discouraged by the White House Press Secretary in his morning briefing as well a the CDC website.
Let me see. What have I forgotten. Oh yeah. We should continue, by all means available, hyping the international hysteria around the H1N1 virus.
I think that will do it….FOR NOW.
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